ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem
aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog
lampsarepeopletoo:

this is the greatest picture ive ever seen
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denied-insanity:

one of my favourite photos
the-loneliest-ood:

I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via dollydoctor)

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hardcoretaco:

when girls are afraid of lesbians and guys are afraid of gay men just because they’re afraid of them “hitting on them” or whatever

like wow don’t flatter yourself no sensible person is going to be attracted to you when you’re such an asshole

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"I’ve never experienced that but it must be an amazing feeling to say: ‘I absolutely need you.’ Sometimes I feel like that about a cheeseburger."
Robert Pattinson (via queen-lear)

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

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